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Thanks a lot, Music Choice Digital Music ’90s Channel.

It’s Saturday, I’m working on some chores, so I’m cranking some Hits of the ’90s and rocking out to some Nirvana, some Spin Doctors on the stereo.

But, you picked the exact moment in time that a door-to-door salesman was walking up the driveway to switch to Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On.” And a full 15 seconds passed before I could hit the Mute button and answer the door.

But the damage had already been done.

Celine hung there in the air between us, an uninvited guest in our brief chat.

I only hope you, programming directors at Music Choice, will one day feel the humiliation of a magazine salesman attempting to suppress his mirth, and failing miserably.